Kristina finds herself all dressed up with no place to rave. Its a Thursday, after all, and all of the good parties arent until the weekend. Shes got her pacifier and her glow sticks ready, and shes made sure to leave her panties in her dresser drawer. Now she just needs to find a good, strong beat to drive a cock-happy fuck-frenzy into her pretty little head. Sure, the music is good at the clubs, but what Kristina really wants is to prowl for some hipster dick. Theres something just so sexy about a guy who knows all the best bands and Djs before everyone else. And the way those hipster boys wear their ironic glasses without a shred of self-awareness just makes Kristinas panties get all moist. Well, when she remembers to wear them! You dont know about any parties tonight, do ya, mister?